Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.
#rp #IOS8 it just got real #lmao #turndownforwhat
this new technology is just helping people get wilder and wilder
having a crush on someone you dont have a chance with
What You Crave vs What You Need
- Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
- Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
- Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
- Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
- Cookies: Freudian psychology.
- Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
- Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
- Ice: The sweet release of death.
how much you wanna bet that was filler text that they completely forgot to replace with an actual caption
smooth ass way to get a date