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Jul 23rd at 3PM / via: ernoticon / op: headlikeanorange / reblog / 189,404 notes

If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

(Source: overdosed)

Jul 23rd at 3PM / via: beyoncevevo / op: overdosed / reblog / 543,977 notes
  • Every Teenagers #217
Every Teenagers #217

hootbird:

tylersthings:

Lek dis iffin u crei erteim

this is my FAVORITE ONE

Jul 23rd at 2PM / via: homophobic / op: tylersthings / tagged: WHAT THE EFUCK. / reblog / 111,370 notes

leftyrosenthal:

e-gay:

the whispered “oh my god”… the look of of humiliation on the childs face… the brother is tired

lmfao I am both of them at the same time

(Source: vinegod)

Jul 23rd at 2PM / via: manaphy / op: vinegod / reblog / 392,911 notes
robdelaney:

About to discipline some #teens taking weed in the stall to my left.

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robdelaney:

About to discipline some #teens taking weed in the stall to my left.

ironmanarlert:

i like 2 swimm m mmblub ubublb ubblbublbu

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ironmanarlert:

i like 2 swimm m mmblub ubublb ubblbublbu

(Source: tittily)

Jul 23rd at 12PM / via: hi / op: tittily / reblog / 92,916 notes
Anonymous: Paulster will ya marry meh

yeh

Jul 23rd at 12PM / tagged: Anonymous. / reblog / 1 note
Anonymous: oh boy if you like weird then hubba hubba let me mosey my way over to you i'll tell you what

omg

Jul 23rd at 12PM / tagged: Anonymous. / reblog / 1 note
Anonymous: What do noses smell like Paul?

shit

Jul 23rd at 12PM / tagged: fuck. Anonymous. / reblog / 2 notes
Anonymous: I guess you take things fast of course I'll be your girlfriend

hi?

Jul 23rd at 12PM / tagged: Anonymous. / reblog
Anonymous: DO YOU EVER WISH YOU WERE MORE CONNECTED WITH YOUR HERITAGE I KNOW I ALWAYS AM

mom??

Jul 23rd at 12PM / tagged: Anonymous. / reblog
Anonymous: what's your secret for being to cool for school forreal i need to know

shootin up heroin in the bathrooms

Jul 23rd at 12PM / tagged: Anonymous. / reblog / 6 notes
Anonymous: you are making jesus sad

GOOD

Jul 23rd at 12PM / tagged: Anonymous. / reblog

coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

Jul 23rd at 11AM / via: it--was--free / op: fuks / tagged: all those layers of humor made me laugh. / reblog / 403,120 notes

christinefriar:

Unwilling to speak about anything but how gently this baby says “cheese” today. Thank you for understanding.