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crazyress:

heyfunniest:

Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.

this is legitimately the best thing i’ve ever seen

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crazyress:

heyfunniest:

Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.

this is legitimately the best thing i’ve ever seen

Oct 1st at 6AM / via: jackofflantern / op: heyfunniest / reblog / 105,642 notes

mr-egbutt:

residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

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accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

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Oct 1st at 6AM / via: cheetahgirl69420 / op: carolxne / reblog / 16,359 notes
cisyphus:

Steal His Look: Sad Frog
Premium Latex Frog Mask - $89
Burberry Designer Tee - $175
Guerlain’s KissKiss Gold Lipstick - $62,000 

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cisyphus:

Steal His Look: Sad Frog

Premium Latex Frog Mask - $89

Burberry Designer Tee - $175

Guerlain’s KissKiss Gold Lipstick - $62,000 

Sep 30th at 8PM / via: totesdefleppard / op: cisyphus / reblog / 12,173 notes

(Source: vine.co)

Sep 30th at 8PM / via: ecooli / op: moonemojii / reblog / 138,152 notes
divaneee:

Sunset at the Pyramids, Cairo

divaneee:

Sunset at the Pyramids, Cairo

Sep 30th at 6AM / via: borinq / op: divaneee / reblog / 26,756 notes

zootedboy:

*throws in big words mid sentence so u know i fuck wit books*

Sep 30th at 6AM / via: jesuschristvevo / op: zootedboy / reblog / 10,888 notes

imsoshive:

When ya grandma don’t put any money in ya birthday card

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Sep 29th at 9PM / via: zackisontumblr / op: imsoshive / tagged: oh. / reblog / 24,329 notes
orthopedick:

"Are you wearing the Ch…"Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.

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orthopedick:

"Are you wearing the Ch…"
Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.

(Source: fuckyeahsmilingdogs)

Sep 29th at 9PM / via: imthejesusofsuburbia / op: fuckyeahsmilingdogs / reblog / 219,855 notes
Sep 29th at 9PM / via: 314eater / op: 5secondsoflouise-xo / tagged: nooooooo. / reblog / 28,023 notes
rayesbrain:

Behold my new life motto

rayesbrain:

Behold my new life motto

Sep 29th at 9PM / via: cheetahgirl69420 / op: rayesbrain / reblog / 75,225 notes

labias:

vinegod:

When you trip and your spaghetti falls out your pocket by KingBach

i hate this

Sep 29th at 8PM / via: cheetahgirl69420 / op: vinegod / tagged: fuck. / reblog / 48,742 notes
dendropsyche:


IM LAUGHING SO HARD

dendropsyche:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

Sep 29th at 8PM / via: firefoxed / op: st0ner-c0mics / reblog / 209,481 notes

feeltheillinoise-:

EVERY FCUKING TIEM I CAN’T HANDLE THIS JOKE

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Sep 29th at 8PM / via: ecooli / op: dickbuttofficial / reblog / 393,865 notes